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Name: Zach
Country: United States
State: Texas
Birthday: 4/13/1982
Gender: Male
Interests: playing pool, xbox, ps2, football, soccer, partying, music of all sorts, having a good time, hanging with my brothers and other friends
Expertise: I am not an expert at anything. I simply dabble in a great variety of many things. Although I am pretty damn good at procrastinating.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Medical
Message: message me
AIM:  zak1029
Yahoo:  zach222004
Member Since:
1/26/2004
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| The Shy Guy's Guide To Pimpin'
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Yes folks. I am writing a guide for those guys out there who are shy and quiet like me. A simple map to follow that leads them to the wonderful treasure of a woman's heart. This guide will tell you what to do and what not to do in order to snag that new girl who walked in the door to your life.
Now I know what many of you are thinking. "Zach, an expert on women, oh yeah this should be good." Yes, I understand I may not appear to be what I say I am, or do what I say I can do. But, doubt me if you must, for I know this stuff works. This guide won't be pretty. Be prepared for sneaky underhanded tricks that may make your stomach turn. Some of this might appear evil and wrong, but girls, you have tricks just as bad if not worse than guys do. We all know girls have more power in their hand or foot than a guy does in his whole body. I'm just trying to help guys like me take advantage of the power that is actually there.
stay tuned... | | |
| I know a lot of stuff has happened recently, but I honestly can't really remember any of it. I know this is strange. The sad thing is this is not out of the ordinary for me. Oh well. Oh yeah, Wedding Crashers is a funny ass movie that everyone needs to go see. | | |
| Good 4th of July weekend. I know I should have already posted something about it by now, but hey, I'm a lazy, procastinating SOB. Friday night was Mike's party in GP. It was a good time and I sure didn't make it home until the sun was already coming up. Saturday night was Thom's party. Wow, there were so many freaking people there. Too many if you ask me since I had no idea who even half of them were. I believe they were a bunch of thugs and freeloaders who knew those "cool guys" upstairs. Alcohol got taken, money got stolen, and a fight almost broke out. Wild. We also made a big ass tub of Duck Sauce, a special blend of herbs and spices ready to kick you in the teeth after you have a few cups. I didn't make it home until the sun came up Sunday morning. See a pattern here? Sunday night, July 3rd a few of us headed out to Luke's land to have a little drinky drinky and blow up some stuff since he lives in the middle of nowhere. His new house and pool are pretty pimp if I do say so myself. Well, that's all I can remember for now. Peace. | | |
| I am so ready for this weekend! Friday night: party. Saturday night: bigger party. Sunday night: blowing stuff up. It's going to be a good weekend. I finally finished my community service as well and I am glad to have that crap done. I really need a job. It gets kind of boring laying around doing nothing all day. I never thought I would say this, but I actually want to work. Oh well, until next time.
Oh yeah. If you need a movie to go see in theaters right now, I got some recommendations. The Longest Yard, Batman Begins, Star Wars III, and Mr. & Mrs. Smith. I've seen all those and they are all great flix. | | |
| Ok. Well, yeah I know it has been sometime since I updated. I just don't keep up with it like I used to. But anyway, summer is almost half over and there is still so much to do. I just graduated from good ol' UTA back in May with my psychology degree and now I sit and wait for the replies from grad schools to figure out which one I want to go to so I can get that masters. Fraternity life sure is an interesting one and women are weird, period. Time to go lay out by the pool and work on my non-existent tan with some friends. | | |
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